Break up protocol

Just consider yourself fortunate that someone who does this kind of break up would have been a disaster later (although the crash landing might have been enjoyable!)

She's a single mom and there's a lot going on there I'm sure. Consider yourself fortunate.

You're young enough Beef, go find someone else with less stuff going on and you'll be very happy you did not continue this one.

 

I've known women who wouldn't even consider you "exclusive" after five dates.

 

I think Norrin is trying to say that you're fortunate. She might have attempted to discharge a firearm in your direction.

 

After five dates, she owed you sex more than a face-to-face breakup.

 

Did you at least get some kissing in? If so, you could call and leave her a message that you've broken out with a yeast infection on your face. Women seem to hate yeast infections.

 

Fantastic.

 

Glad I'm married. All I hear from my single friends is complaints about having nothing to pick from but single moms. Ugh, I think I would stick with the bachelor life than get in the middle of kids and the awkward encounters with deadbeat dad.

 

A.C. Green probably had about 5,555 dates without sex. Five ain't nothing.

 

Huh. I didn't realize single moms were so horrifying. I can't imagine women writing the same things about dating a single dad. Maybe I'm wrong.

 

It's definitely serious baggage. I'd expect to be upgraded appropriately in some other area (hotness, freakiness, lack of craziness, something) beyond what I could normally pull. The one single mom I ever dated was a good two points higher than I usually dated.

 

Coming from you Rick, that means absolutely nothing. You would bone a whale carcass.