Breaking: Obama supports gay marriage

It's a sickness -- like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious!

Here's more on the guy behind the film. It's pretty interesting. The guy went from being John Wayne's stand-in to making instructional films about how your kids were gonna get killed and fucked to investing in L.A. real estate to become a multimillionaire mountain climber.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Davis

 

I figured it out! Mark can't vote, own a car, or own property because he's only 9-months-old:

http://news.yahoo.com/9-month-olds-show-racial-bias-looking-faces-135132410.html

 

Don't forget, football players are sinners too for touching pigskin on Sundays:

 

"While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.

"As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox."

-- Bristol Palin

 

Good lord...

 

I'm glad that Obama is finally supporting Jocko Homos, although I'm concerned this might lead to teach Devolution in schools:

 

I'd be pissed (and probably pretty sore) if anyone (of any gender) tried to use my genitals as a fiddle. As a flute? I could deal with that. As a fiddle? That's a fucking war crime!

 

Like mother, like daughter.

 

Rule 34 on penis fiddling.

 

Wouldn't a kid with two dads be twice as well off then?

 

Can we compromise on a trombone?

 

Trom bone.

EDIT: Dammit, Ace made it in first.