Breaking: Obama supports gay marriage

Ace · May 10, 2012

Baron Scicluna said:

Mizzougrad96 said:

ifilus said:

"While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.

"As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox."

-- Bristol Palin
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Good lord...
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Like mother, like daughter.
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I'm trying to imagine Sarah Palin as a Lipstick Lesbian.

Stitch · Dec 15, 2014

Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

Starman · May 10, 2012

Baron Scicluna said:

Mizzougrad96 said:

ifilus said:

"While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.

"As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox."

-- Bristol Palin
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Good lord...
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Like mother, like daughter.
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Bristol's blog post leads with the carefully worded Right Wing Shriek Machine meme:

"Is anyone really surprised by the fact that President Obama came out of the closet"

Not only Neegro and Mooslim, a F***got too!! We knew it, we knew it, we knew it!! Haven't we been telling you for years? We want our countree back!

Like mamma, she's good at parroting her puppetmasters' hot-button catch phrases.

Dyno · May 10, 2012

HC said:

ifilus said:

"While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.

"As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox."

-- Bristol Palin
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Wouldn't a kid with two dads be twice as well off then?
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I think Levi just knocked up another girl, so her own "mother/father home" sure is an interesting one...

rmanfredi · May 10, 2012

Ace said:

Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) said:

Ace said:

Mark2010 said:

Are you really so naive as to think just because the calendar reads 2012 that human nature is any different than it was in, say, 1012?

As for Bravo, never watched it, doubt I ever will. Society itself is enough of a cesspool without feeding my mind with televised crap.
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So human nature is OK if it means fearing and hating people who are different.

Human nature is not OK if it means fiddling with the genitals of a person of the same sex?
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I'd be pissed (and probably pretty sore) if anyone (of any gender) tried to use my genitals as a fiddle. As a flute? I could deal with that. As a fiddle? That's a fucking war crime!
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Can we compromise on a trombone?
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More like this.

Stitch · May 10, 2012

I wonder if Bristol can find the part in the Bible where it's OK to get knocked up while you're not married by some white trash moron.

Mizzougrad96 · May 10, 2012

Two same sex parents would seem to be an upgrade over being raised in a single parent household (as I was...).

Obama's announcement yesterday did guarantee that we'll be seeing more than our share of the wingnuts between now and November.

Palin's appearance fee probably skyrocketed.

JakeandElwood · May 10, 2012

Mark2010 is by far the worst person on this board. Just a sickening piece of garbage who must be very miserable IRL.

BitterYoungMatador2 · May 10, 2012

ifilus said:

"While its great to listen to your kids ideas, theres also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it wouldve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, thats not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.

"As great as her friends may be we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids worldview.

"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha arent younger, or perhaps todays press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox."

-- Bristol Palin
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Bristol Palin - Came from a traditional family structure and was knocked up by before 20.
BYM2 - Had his father die when he was 5, no children out of wedlock.

What's my point? It's all a crapshoot. We all know someone who came from a great family structure and still wound up fucked up.

LongTimeListener · May 10, 2012

I still want to see Glen Rice's paternity test.

Bob Cook · May 10, 2012

The transformation of Bristol Palin into a paean of virtuousness and morality makes me respect her for her superhuman abilities at bullshit artistry. She's like the Picasso of bullshitting.

Hokie_pokie · May 10, 2012

Bob Cook said:

The transformation of Bristol Palin into a paean of virtuousness and morality makes me respect her for her superhuman abilities at bullshit artistry. She's like the Picasso of bullshitting.
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C'mon, Bob, that's ridiculous. She's not even the Thomas Kinkade of bullshitting.

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