Bribery, greed: All for a little bit of Ivy League

the porn parody for Full House is apparently called Full Holes. the sequal of Full House is Fuller House. I guess the new porn video is Fuller Holes? Olivia Jade is definitely a Vivid name.

 

Just another student, right? Don't they all get to go sailing with the president during spring break?
Hell, when I was in college (back in the day when only editors got the status symbol of an electric typewriter), the president hated the student paper.

 

That's an incredibly dumb way of looking at data. Dumb to the point of being useless. Above average is not "high-scoring." The average SAT is 1060. A selective public college won't look at anyone under 1250-1300. So that study is bringing in everyone from say 1070 to 1240 to say "Aha!" when those kids aren't part of the pool that they're talking about.

What data actually shows at every college is that Asian and white admitted students score much higher on average than black and Latin admitted students.

 

I, too, thought she was incredibly pretty, my type. The first time I saw her was in a couple of late '80s dumbass movies.
One was "The Night Before" in which she was in high school. She lost a bet with her friend so she had to ask the nerdiest guy in school to take her to the prom. He takes a wrong turn heading for Marina del Rey and winds up on East L.A. And the hilarity ensued.
The other was "Back to the Beach," a 25-years-later Frankie and Annette beach movie. They return to visit Malibu from somewhere in the Midwest. Lori is their daughter, who lives in an apartment on the Malibu Pier.
I didn't watch "Full House" despite her presence. I didn't like the snot-nosed twins the show revolved around.

On the other hand, I never liked Felicity Huffman, going back to "Sports Night." She thought she was hot and she wasn't.

 

Pretty is the type most guys like.
Incredibly pretty is the type every guy likes.

 

This arrest will lead to a lot of domestic strife.

I’ll get her on the Laz-E-Boy at some point.

 

I heartily endorse this.

 

2 pieces of would.

 

and half a brain