Britney Spears Believes Back to the Future is Real (sfw video)

I'm not sure if this has ever been done before--I can't imagine it has--but it's time we take a step back and look at what exactly K-Fed has miraculously accomplished in his life.

1. Becomes backup dancer.
2. Parlays dancing skills into one of the most sought after vaginas this century. Don't kid yourselves, under certain circumstances unique to each of us we'd all hit it. At the very least, we'd let her suck us off.
3. Marries and impregnates twice said vagina, although not sure what order. This guarantees he doesn't return to life as a backup dancer. Ever.
4. Films home movie that makes him look like Dr. Emmett Brown to vagina's Biff Tannen.

Pretty incredible, although I thought the list might have eight or 10 items. That being written, I guess I can't rightly say I'm surprised it doesn't.

 

damn that shit was funny. i'd still hit it though. who wouldn't.