Buckweaver and Good Doc?

This post is useless without a link to the webcast.

 

I just threw up chunks of trail mix.

 

OK, that was pretty effin' funny ...

 

It won't take long before I just give in to his brute strength.

 

Apparently, BBJ loaned Horny off to someone else.

 

Oh come on, like it's a big secret that I'm kind of easy ...

 

Just because ...

 

I was completely unawares of this. I'm totally in the dark. You've never even hinted at this. Never.

 

I am sooooooooo pissed off right now. I just went through McD's drive-thru because I was craving a Big Mac combo. A couple of girlfriends were in the car behind me and called me to say 'you better not be the one who bought the last Big Mac or you're getting your ass kicked.'
I grabbed my dinner and ran.
Now I get home and I don't have a Big Mac. Even though I ordered one. I'm stuck with a phucking filet of phucking fish. Gross.
And then I go to take a big ole haul on my Coke and you know what? I stuck with phucking iced tea.
Phuck.

 

Pussy.

 

You know who's gonna turn pussy? The fucking manager who's on tomorrow when I wake up pissed off about missing out on fulfilling my Big Mac craving.
Fuck.