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Caddyshack

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Jul 15, 2008.

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  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Well, Caddyshack made you a full member, I do believe. Let's all take a shower.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jul 16, 2008
    #61
  2. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    But you were born to love me first.
     
    Clever username, Jul 16, 2008
    #62
  3. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Yeah, I felt it appropriate to become said full member on such a worthy thread.

    And it's...

    'I was born to love you
    I was born to lick your face
    I was born to rub you
    But you were born to rub me first'
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jul 16, 2008
    #63
  4. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Well, damn me straight to hell. How will I ever get over such an egregious mistake? I mean, the tranny hookers and blow will help, but that will only take the edge off of the sting.
     
    Clever username, Jul 16, 2008
    #64
  5. wisportswriter

    wisportswriter Member

    Ty to Lacy: You have very ... very small breasts.

    and ...

    Lacy: I tried to look you up but there wasn't a listing for Mr. Wonderful.
    Ty: What spelling did you use?
     
    wisportswriter, Jul 16, 2008
    #65
  6. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Here's an uncashed check for $50,000.

    Keep it.

    Who's your decorator, Benihana?
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jul 16, 2008
    #66
  7. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Wow. You're slipping.

    It's:

    Keep it.

    There's a bunch of them.

    They're yours.
     
    Clever username, Jul 16, 2008
    #67
  8. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    And I believe the check was for $75,000, not $50.
     
    Clever username, Jul 16, 2008
    #68
  9. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Sue me.

    And pick up that blood.
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jul 16, 2008
    #69
  10. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Ooh my arm...It's broken!
     
    expendable, Jul 16, 2008
    #70
  11. JLaff

    JLaff Guest

    Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice.
     
    JLaff, Jul 16, 2008
    #71
  12. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    DAMN!!!
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jul 16, 2008
    #72
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