Caddyshack

That kangaroo stole my ball!

 

Weeeeeell! We're waiting!

 

Let's go, while we're young!

(A phrase repeated often in our household whenever someone is delaying our departure to where ever we may be going)

 

I wrote a little poem for this occasion (Spauldinggetyourfootofftheboat!)

It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When his shorts aren't too tight in the seat

 

One of the great lines -- but not original, with the sainted movie in question.

 

Bless this ship and all who sail on her. I christen the The Flying WASP.

 

It looks like a mirac ... IT'S IN THE HOLE! IT'S IN THE HOLE!

 

People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.

Aw, people don't say that about you, as far as you know.

 

Skinny skiing...going to bullfights on acid...

 

Ty to Lacey (as he's applying the oil -- and spilling it -- on her back): Do you feel looser? I know I feel like a hundred dollars ...

 

Ty: Let me just clean this up here (as he lifts up a bow and arrow)
Ty: getting ready for the season.
Lacey: Duck?
Ty: No... dolphin.

 

Carl: Do you have a pool.
Ty: A pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you...natural spring water.