Calling when ad says "no calls please"

If it says no calls, and you call ... you're an idiot.

It's not like working a source at all. Shoot an e-mail, hope he responds. That's all you can do.

 

Appgrad has never crossed at a red light. Or jaywalked.

Or taken more than two pennies out of the penny cup.

Or torn the label off his mattress.

 

Thanks. That clears up things for me. I have always wondered why I spent all day drooling out the side of my mouth, mystified by both the alphabet and multiplication tables.

 

Great response. Any chance you'll post more often, ogre?

 

Boy, I always thought that was the dumbest law.

 

YOU make the call. Maybe you'll get another job you hate, and your life will continue to suck, and if we're all lucky, you'll take it out on the rest of us every time you post.

 

And he comes out fighting!

My grandma hits harder than that! Hit me harder! Hit me harder! [/rocky]

 

And I'm hereby calling a first-round technical draw. Enough. :

 

The fans will be sorely disappointed.

 

As Alex Rodriguez says, "Fuck the fans."

 

I try to post as often as I can...

... but the angry responses keep chasing me away. Just kidding. Where else can I get this many expert opinions?

 

shit dude, mr. gump could have reponded to this one ... you know, ...

come on, say it ...