Canuck torture?

Hey, you know Junkie, nobody ever told the boy, rock and roll is a vicious game.

 

Canuck torture? Two weeks in Moose Jaw.

My first concert was Honeymoon Suite. I have an LP signed by the band from that night -- the album with the maid making the heart-shaped bed with spikes on it. For some reason, the lead singer's name -- Johnny Dee -- is part of my instant recollection memory bank.

Pretty sure he might have raped me.

 

Oooowhatanite ...

 

Just livin' on the bad side of the moon, baby.

 

Dammit, I gotta go d/l some April Wine now ...

 

Just between you and me, April Wine only recorded the second-best song ever titled "Just Between You And Me."

 

She's a roller, a high-rollin' baby she is....

 

Sorry - I thought this was about the baby seals

 

We're doing our best to eradicate the planet of seals. I've bought three new bats this year ...

 

Boom and I have decided to adopt several seals. We're going to have a Name the Baby Seal contest, everyone welcome to play, even Canadians.

I don't know how we're going to keep all this ice from melting--we're going to need a bigger bathtub.

 

Oooh, ooh, ooh, name one the Red-Headed Stepchild, as in beaten like a ...

 

I would have to beat that one myself.