Canuckistani attacks Oasis singer

I was afraid that was gonna happen. Sorry for you, Xan.

 

Thanks, kokane.

Waited 14 years for a moment like this. I'd like to castigate an entire country over this, but I realize it was just one bonehead who I'd love to find and do unspeakable things to.

Sigh.

 

Have you ever seen Oasis live in concert? If so, how was it? And if this hoser ruined your chance, then a caning is in order.

 

Tomorrow was going to be the cherry-busting moment for me.

Really bummed.

 

Wow.

I don't care for Oasis or their music, but opportunities like the one Xan had don't come around very often. I'm bummed for you, man.

 

Find the sonuvabitch and kill him. That's the 'murican way. Sorry dude, I feel for you.

Maybe this will help:

 

Jesus, you want an apology from the whole damn country?

 

Yes. Yes I do

Except it wouldn't be from the whole country (hi, Flasher).

 

Shouldn't you be listening to Tawny Kitaen with a soul patch, err, Nikki Sixx?

 

Nah. We'll just burn Toronto again like we did last time.

And nuke Calgary while we're at it.

 

Bring it, yotch. I'm rallying the troops from York to burn down your White House.