Cartman gets an anal probe.........

"Now we learned the true meaning of Christmas."

"Yeah. Ham."

"IT'S NOT ABOUT HAM YOU FAT FUCK!!!!"

 

"Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay..."

 

"Brian Boitano!!"

 

Here's my submission:

 

The Xmas special with the dreidel song (and about a half-dozen other great ones) is Top 3.

 

Ben, thank you for the correct spelling for dreidel. A roomie of mine back in college was a computer programmer major. He starts showing this clip (the SP X-mas one) on his computer. At that time, I said that I have never seen anything as politically incorrect and so fucking funny in my life.

Ten years later, Stone and Parker still has me laughing at the hijinxs of Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny.

"Dude, you're Jewish. Aren't you suppose to sing Hannakah songs or something?"

"Don't you oppress me, fat boy!"
"Don't call me fat, you butt-fucker!"
"Don't you belittle my people, you fucking fat-ass!"
"AHHH, don't call me fat, you butt-fucking son-of-a-bitch!

 

"Jews ... play stupid games. Jews ... that's why they're lame."

 

I love the songs they pick for this show. One of my favorites from the SARS episode ...

 

Fucking hilarious episode...love this scene.

"I've been meaning to write you a song or poem, but I have no talent."

 

"Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay..."

"But I'm not going to play with it because dreidel is fucking gay..."

 

Stupid Mongorians. Every time I build shitty wall ...

 

taco flavored kisses for my ben!