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Cat and Dog fight on the view....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by slappy4428, May 23, 2007.

  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Hosie might have gone too far this time.

    She apparently doesn't realize that Rule No. 1, when it comes to dealing with a pregnant woman, is:

    DO NOT, under any circumstances, piss off the pregnant woman.

    Rule No. 2 when it comes to dealing with a pregnant woman:

    DO NOT, under any circumstances, piss off the pregnant woman.

    Rule No. 3:

    DO NOT, under any circumstances, piss off the pregnant woman.

    Rules 4 through infinity:

    DO NOT, under any circumstances, piss off the pregnant woman.

    I did not write these rules, but I came to understand and accept them many, many years ago. They are truer than the words on the tablets carried down from Mount Sinai. Ye who fail to abide by these rules will know everlasting pain and hellfire, so sayeth the shepherd.
     
  2. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    PERFECT!

    I think "Hosie" should now be the official SportsJournalists.com name for Rosie O'Donnell, the evil one who gives all other Rosies a bad name.

    Please?
     
  3. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    Is there anything more readily ignored than political discourse on The View?
     
  4. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Truer words have never been spoken. But you forgot Rule 5: If you do piss off a pregannt woman, run like hell and go into witness protection.

    Rosie is just a common, classless, angry at the world bitch. Man, I'lll bet her kids will write a mommy dearest-type book one day.
     
  5. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    I guess Rosie wants to go out with a "bang" on the View. I heard that she may be tapped in for the Price is Right...od god ::)
     
  6. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Not to Slappy.

    The feminization of this country continues unabated.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    You know, I'm gonna put my purse down and kick your ass.
     
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    In those shoes?

    Bitch, please.
     
  9. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Rosie shits standing up.
     
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    What? They're flats. Heels do NOT go with this T-shirt and shorts
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Setting the bar awfully low there, aren't we?
     
  12. Hey, Elizabeth.
    Tell your has-been QB hubby to pick up a gun, or shut up.
     
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