'cause there's nothing funnier than a fake bomb threat....

I'm sure that you and the rest of the Boston police force did the very best you could.

And you do deserve credit because, by golly, you work just as hard as the police departments that don't embarrass themselves.

 

Why does Boston and its universities sometimes seem to have the market cornered on douche bags?

Ninety-nine-plus percent of us aren't morons like these folk.

 

Funny, the other nine cities seemed to deal with it just fine.

 

You should have lived through the nutty-ass local TV coverage.