Chappelle Show best battle

I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you, but I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and just you.

 

Rosie O'Donnell. She look like she wear underwears with dickholes in 'em.

 

Always felt Black Bush was underrated in the pantheon. I was the one my friends and I quote the most, probably.

Who said somethin' bout oil? Bitch, you cooking?

You better pray to gawd you don't drop that shit.

 

No politics.

 

We also should talk about how great some of the musical guests were. "Two Words" with Kanye West, Mos Def and Freeway was my favorite. De La Soul doing "Much More" was great. Common thought so much of his performance of "Food" he dropped the studio version off his album in favor of the Chappelle's Show version.

 

I always thought World Series of Dice was underrated.

 

Beautiful, why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa.

 

I didn't realize the show had musical guests.

 

Yeah, I also turned the show off after 25 minutes. Watched the music acts once.

 

If you'll excuse me, I have to go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's mother's dish.

 

Stabbin brothers in the neck with butterknives, bangin chicks without rubbers ...

 

That show was fucking brilliant. Here's Real Mad World, by the way, for a refresher course. I hadn't seen it in years.

http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/8253/Dave-Chapelle-Mad-Real-World/

Count me among those who think World Series of Dice is underrated.