Charlize Theron -- Esquire's Sexiest for 2007

The phrase "horse countenance" makes me laugh.

 

Anyone who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker and Debra Messing are ugly women is a fucking fool. Sandra Oh is pretty appealing too (course, for a while, I was hung up on a woman who was in California and had people go up to her and say "Oh, you're the woman on 'Grey's Anatomy'", so there you go)
Look, being sexy is all about being comfortable in your own skin and being smart enough to know what's going on. We all know women who are sexy as hell, even though they don't look like Barbie dolls...and women who look like Barbie dolls who are unsexy. And I think the same goes for men.

 

Charlize Theron by far.

Jessica Alba, Selma Hayek, Heather Locklear (!!!) come close.


Geez, but Charlize has everything going for that. I vote Charlize.

 

Debra Messing couldn't get my dick up with a hoist, a cable and a rope-and-pulley system.

But Sarah Jessica Parker or Sandra Oh, oh hell yeah, I would let them tickle my prostate with a jagged blow torch in order to lick their taints for a little while.

Also, after further review, I would fuck Debra Messing, but only if it was a prerequisite for getting into a threesome with Eva Mendes.

 

I will fight anyone who insults Debra Messing at Grand Central Station (how's that for an old skool reference?). Unless you have some sort of big boob fetish, how is that woman not perfect?

 

she'd be beautiful if she just ate a fucking cheeseburger. i'm not a big fan of the skelator look.

 

Perhaps the best legs I have ever seen, though.

 

Though pregnancy seemed to be particularly cruel to Hayek this year. She looked much larger than most.

 

Two words for this choice.
Wrong.
and ... wrong.

 

Wow... some people have such an ....interesting way of describing their sexual attractions.

Messing is too skinny, but still...yum...

 

cheeseburger.

 

Yummy as a....?

Or

Needs to eat a ...?