Charlize Theron -- Esquire's Sexiest for 2007

that was funny.

she'd be yummy as a cheeseburger if she ate like 10 and then showered.

 

Ok, I get the part about the cheesburgers, but shower?

 

damn oop, you know, yummy?

 

Ah..got ya. I thought you were making a reference to some failing in her hygene.

When I wrote yum, I wasn't thinking quite so...graphically. Not that it's a bad idea.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.

And, yes, I'd still hit it.

 

Showing off the design from your new t-shirt?

 

oh crap that was funny.

 

See, now that's much funnier and creative than "SJP looks like Barbaro."

 

You think? I was wondering if it might be too subtle.

 

naw, oop, it was right on the money. calling out just a touch, without putting an ex. point on top of it.

you've earned my respect for yet another day. carry on.