Cheating on your wife: A tradition like no other

For me, it's not the prenup. It's his 'tude.

 

Exactly.

 

Oh, I don't deny that in any way. I have no idea what is in store for me.

But, given that I've been with this woman for three years prior to asking her to marry me, have lived with her for two and a half years so far and still have another nine months to the wedding, I think we're more than prepared.

Again, I'm only 24 so I don't pretend to know it all but this is what works for us. It's not for everyone but it works for us,

 

I'm setting the line at 17 months. Who's taking the under?

 

Anyone that does is out of their mind.

I'll put money on over two years, at least.

 

There's always the POST-nup, which my best friend was presented with after her shithead scumbag husband realized a) he was worth around $100 million and b) if she ever found out how big a shithead scumbag he was, she might want her share in divorce court.

So he guarantees her $25 million if they ever get divorced...no long drawn out negotiation or lawyers, no publicity. Against advice of lawyer and friends, she signs because he has her convinced she'd do worse if they ever went to court, tells her everyone does this, they'll never get divorced but he really won't be comfortable in the marriage unless she signs this. She doesn't want to lose him, and she signs.

Then, because God is funny, the economy tanks, he loses more than half his fortune....and around the same time she finds out what a shithead scumbag he has been. Check please, we'll take that $25 million now. 'But baby, I love you, don't leave me....' Cleaned him out. And she lived happily ever after. 8)

 

What's her phone number?

 

Luckily, a long-term commitment such as marriage rarely changes the dynamics of a relationship.

 

Yes, I see your point. Because, never in history has there been a divorce between two people older than 30. Also, marriages between 25-27 -year olds have never worked either.

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

Sorry that we're all piling on...what works for you, works for you. However, I've been in your shoes. I've been 24 and just married. I've been 27 and just divorced, not too long ago. We were together as long as you and your fiancee. I'm not saying you're doomed; I'm saying that you shouldn't take such a hard line. She may agree now, but she may change her mind in the future. And she's not a bad person for doing so...too much changes as you get older and the responsibilities pile up...just be ready and understanding when it happens.

 

Bank!

Vagina necklace money tooo-night!

 

Did he invest with Madoff?