Cheating on your wife: A tradition like no other

Did the painting look like this?

 

Nantz' career would have allowed the opportunity to pick up boatloads of tchotchkes. That shouldn't be a problem at his income level. Just expand from a man cave to a man wing.

 

Can you imagine Jim Nantz talking dirty with the wooden delivery and general banality he brings to the broadcast booth?

"C'mon Jim! Tell me how much you want me!"
"Oh, uh, er, hello friend, you love it when I put all of my love inside you. Don't you?"

Then there'd be the inevitable, March Madness-like cliches ...

"[upon busting his nut] Uhh, it's all over! And no vagina could be fina! Stay tuned for One Shining Moment."

 

Go to an art museum and check out the oil paintings rich dudes of the 17th and 18th centuries had done up for themselves. I'm firmly convinced those were the flat-screen TVs of those centuries.

 

There ya go.

 

How much hassle is it to have someone writing a book in the house?

He's in the office typing and that's too much?

 

Heh-heh, you said "wooden delivery" ...

 

With Freddie Couples over his shoulder offering encouragement.

 

Not to nit-pick, but isn't it "A tradition unlike any other"?

 

Watching the Jim Nantz divorce trial was like seeing a car crash -- you just couldn't look away.

Based on that lede I'm not sure why anyon'es upset about "Her full head of blond hair cascading over her designer coat"

I mean, I was waiting for something about a "tale of two cities...."

 

Hope I don't regret asking this ...
"Beef?"