Cheating on your wife: A tradition like no other

Mike Tirico > Jim Nantz

 

Friends, never cheat on your spouse.

 

tstumpf,

Nantz is worth it to CBS because the powers that be at Augusta like him. He's bland, reverential and never stumbles. They trust him and CBS will do anything to keep the Masters.

 

As much as Musberger gets bashed, I still prefer him to Nantz. Wonder when Brent is going to do a book, it would be something I'd read considering his Final Four ouster, his comeback on ESPN, his fistfight with Jimmy The Greek, the various odd events he's covered.

 

Nantz is the function equivalent of dry white toast.

 

And he kisses Augusta's ass.

 

Court orders Nantz to pay his ex $916,000 a year, which is $72,000 per month until he dies or she remarries, and she gets the big ol' house. If I'm her, I don't remarry until he kicks.

His $3.2 million salary did him in with the judge.

 

I do believe I could scrape by on $72k a month.

 

Plus he pays for the daughter's college in full, and she gets another property where her mom lives. When you add it all up, it sounds like she got close to the 1.5 she was asking for.

But that's still not nearly half of his 7 M a year (salary plus endoresments). He'll still have plenty left to squire his new girl.

 

They go back to court for a modification of spousal support.

 

This is horse shit. No way anyone should EVER have to pay that much to support a person they just ended a relationship with.

I'm all for paying child support and I completely understand having to support your spouse if he/she is disabled but Nantz shouldn't have to pony up almost a million a year to some broad because she doesn't want to ever work again, regardless of how long they've been together.

And that, folks, is why I'm getting a prenup.

 

The pre-nup will cost more than you are worth. Why bother?