Cheating on your wife: A tradition like no other

Perhaps you should spend more time on the anger management board? Jesus.

 

Holy shit, Jimmy, dial it down a notch or 10.

 

Wow. I couldn't possibly disagree more with everything you said.

And I don't think you're allowed to tell another poster to kill him or herself. Or call one a tard.

 

They're married, so it's THEIR money and she gets half of the joint assets.

At least that's how it works up here as I'm sure it does in most states down there.

 

The whole thing looks ridiculous from afar, but those were the rules when Jim got married, and they haven't changed them since.

 

Yeah, it's not like they just snuck a new law in late one Friday afternoon and didn't tell anybody.

 

RRRACK? I have no idea what that means.

And for what it's worth, I've told my fiancee that not only is she signing a prenup that clearly says that, in the event we get divorced, we go our separate ways, she is going to work if I have to.

We're in a 50-50 relationship and that's not going to change just because some old and outdated laws think having a penis means you have to take it on the chin in a court of law.

 

George: Listen... there's something that's been on my mind and we haven't really talked about it. It's kind of important to me.
Susan: What is it?
George: Well... I put a lot of thought into this and I think I would like you to sign a prenuptial agreement.
Susan: A pre-nup?
George: Yeah.
Susan: [bursts out laughing]
George: What's so funny?
Susan: You don't have any money. I make more money than you do. Ha ha. Yeah, gimme the papers I'll sign 'em.

 

Do you plan on having kids?

 

They're gonna alternate giving birth.

 

Then I'd recommend the epidural.

 

"Outdated laws"?

"Take it on the chin"?

What in God's name are you talking about?

Here's some advice: don't get married.