Cheer up Sportschick!

Ha! In yo' face, wicked! I'M NUM-BER FIVE! I'M NUM-BER FIVE! I'M NUM-BER FIVE!

 

Sure. That's what I always hear.

"But I know him better and he's hotter."

 

Well, the latest one with potential down here is 38, so I'm getting closer to her age range.

 

You realize, of course, Chickie if you had come through NY on your way to Mom's, we could have gone out in the City and gotten drunk, thus making the Maryland portion of the trip more tolerable.

 

I wuz robbed.

 

Or, God forbid, it would have forced the creation of an entirely new Cheer up Sportschick thread.

I just woke up next to Spnited. Do the eyes of dead men stay open? Cheer me up!

;D ;D

 

As opposed to waking up next to BYH and thinking: "Geez, I don't think that was even 8 seconds."

 

Fuck you old man.

My "conquests" never wake up next to me.

 

They can't wait to leave after the 8 seconds (or less) are up.

 

Exactly!!!

 

I think SC has it out for us mid-majors....how can I ever make the poll when no one will play with me

 

I would just like to add that ralph wiggum is my hero for posting the link to Dick in a Box.