Cheer up Sportschick!

Can't...get...clean...no matter...how hard...I...scrub...[/shaking violently, rocking back and forth]

 

You'd be amazed how quickly they can chew their arm off to escape...

and SC... 20? More power to you, but you have shoes older than that, don't you?

 

Not sure about shoes I'd still wear, but I do have both cleats and hockey skates older than that.

 

SC, I've been a bad friend and not posted here, but I knew you were in good hands.

So... just for you...

My new favorite shoes -- (They're called Seduce. That's hot.)

 

Where can I get a pair and how much do they cost? I just had a shoegasm!

 

I don't know. I don't even have them yet, but they're the first pair I'm buying after my first paycheck. After further research, you can get those shoes and other shoegasm shoes at www.heelsforyou.com. Those are five inchers, baby.

 

SC, what are the key criteria in the application process?
Personal essay?
Myers-Briggs test?
Board-room interview with the SC Mom and the SC Friends? (Do you pay for airfare and a hotel room?)
Tryout/workout?

 

Wunderlic (or in this case, the Wonder-lick)

 

Those will make me above average height for a woman.They are mine. . . muahahahahahaha

 

Personal essay, interview with friends (my mom's clueless) and a workout (expenses paid, of course). And being underweight and having multiple tats will add bonus points.

 

found him for you...
I think the other woman is his mom...