Cheer up Sportschick!

Is that what strippers in Canada are required to wear?

 

I logged on to say something cheerful, and realized that the only things I had to say were things that made ME happy, not necessarily things that would make you happy.

So, you should be cheered by the fact that you're not as painfully self-centered as I am.

 

You need to invite Sportschick to Cleavage Night. 8)

 

Ok, this HAS to do the trick....

 

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

 

PCD is enough to make anyone happy, Dools.

 

I'm noticing a conspicuous absence of sc on her own thread, dammit.

 

I haven't been to Maryland in a while.

The last time, I lost a hubcap on the interstate. So I pulled off at a McDonald's to survey the damage.

On the way back, I stopped for fuel and some food. As fate would have it, it was the same McDonald's. Didn't even know it was the same exit.

 

Wait, SC, come back . . . I'm still looking for a picture of a cute biker kid for you.

Damn. Well, cheer up. They sell liquor on airplanes, you know. Have a good flight home.

 

And now the rest of us need a thread in which to get therapy for having seen that photo.

Thanks, Slappy!

 

Hey... she's always been hot for Mr. Bean... I just can never remember exactly which Mr. Bean it is....

 

Maybe this one: