Cheer up Sportschick!

Were you at work when you looked those up? Just curious, cause if I saw a co-worker looking up pictures of Bode Miller not wearing anything and covering his groin with his hands I'd have to wonder.

 

By the honor of Greyskull, I am She-Ra.

 

That looks like one painful orgasm.

 

Sorry. My mom wanted to spend some quality time with me, so I had to run. But I love Elijah and Hello Kitty and shoes and cats wearing strange helmets made out of limes. I'm at least smiling now.

 

Has anybody optioned that story for a movie yet?

 

"Sportsdaughter, come and spend time with your mother."
"But mom I'm talking to my friends online."
"I don't get you kids and your online. All I want to do is spend time with my daughter before she leaves tomorrow."
"But mom you bore me."
"That's right, I bore you and I deserve more respect than this."
"That's not what I meant."
"I know what you meant. I guess it's too much to ask to spend a little time with my daughter once a year."
"Fine, mom. Let's watch Gilmore Girls."
"No, it's OK, you talk to your friends online. You never get to talk to them."
"Forget it mom it's OK we'll watch TV."
"I'm tired. I think I'll go to bed. I'll call you a cab in the morning."
"Mom!!!"

 

hahaha. Don't tempt her. Airport's 2 hours from here. She is not amused.

 

Here's the picture she needs.....Bean waiting long?



P.S. Whoever is playing She-Ra in that picture is frickin' hot!

 

So is she driving you? Will that be an awkward two hours of silence followed by the half-hearted attempt at putting a happy bow on your visit?

"Well, it was good seeing you Mom."
"You too."
"You'll, uhh, have to try to come out to see me out west."
"Yes. Definitely."
"OK then." *limp hug*

 

About damned time. Slappy traumatized me again with that damned Mr. Bean!

 

Stupid Trevelyn, double-crossing Bond. Fucker got what he deserved.