Chicken fried bacon?

Last year when I was Christmas shopping, I saw chocolate bars with bacon in them. I couldn't think of anyone who would actually eat it, so I bought one for myself. It was pretty good.

 

I've had two heart attacks.

Wait a second....

Three. Three heart attacks.

 

Please tell me you meant bacon-wrapped hot dogs? I'm not sure I want to contemplate hot dog-wrapped bacon.

And was it in fact called Noodles Asian Buffet<b>t</b>? Because that I'm totally willing to believe.

Understand: I'm not picking on you. Just need some clarity.

 

Back when I was not eating bacon, something which I now do but irregularly, someone dared me to try a piece of that chocolate. Disgusting to say the least.

 

My left jaw is hurting and my arm is tingling.

 

Luther Vandross is dead.

Just saying.

 

This looked quite good before I realized those buns were donuts.