Chocolate Wonderfall

We don't have a Golden Corral near us, but we often see the commercials.

Said ads had my teenaged son wanting to visit really bad, but when he finally did during a visit to Oklahoma, he hated it.

 

Nah, unending supply of freshly sliced meats is good enough for me. I would be pissed at paying $20 for a salad bar, though.

 

I'm sure the salad bar is better than the one at Sizzler, but who thinks "Damn, $27 is pretty steep for lunch, I'll save myself seven bucks and gorge on broccoli!"

 

Beware of the small peppers on the Fogo de Chao salad bar. They are mighty, mighty spicy as my mother learned when biting into one.

 

Fogo de Chao is worth it.

 

Fogo de Chao doesn't have a Chocolate Wonderfall that you can stick your dick in. Or your ass, as I am pondering. Don't lose the plot, people.

 

I ended up having dinner with my mom at Pizza Inn last night. I like it even more now. They let local teams come in and work for tips. This time it was a little league team, so it was really the parents doing the work, but I thought it was cool.

 

When I saw the thread title, I thought Cee-Lo Green had covered an Oasis song.

Western Sizzlin and Sizzler are two different chains.

 

It's all knowing your area. Where I'm from, Ryan's is disgusting. Golden Corral, by comparison, is heavenly.

 

Fogo is worth every penny, and I make sports writer money.

 

You didn't think it got any better than the chocolate wonderfall, did you? Well you cynical bastard.

All our dreams are becoming reality. It's cotton candy buffet style! Hell, dip it in the wonderfall for a real treat.

 

Did you not know about the cotton candy? I specifically went there for the cotton candy when I visited my family. I ate five cones worth. I could have done 10 but my mom was ready to go. God, I love cotton candy.

Problem: They set it right next to the hot melted "chocolate" so it gets all condensationy and melts and becomes a sticky helmet of goo (that sounds way more sexual than I meant for it to). Still worth it if you get it when it first comes out and you sit in a cooler part of the building.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm cotton candy.