Chocolate Wonderfall

You had me at helmet.

 

I've seen him live twice. Frigging hilarious. Underrated standup genius.

 

BTW, CiCi's pizza buffet has the worse pizza I've ever had but I give them props for mac and cheese pizza.

 

CiCi's is only worth it for the cinnamon rolls. And because they'll make it to order with whatever you want. I usually get a buffalo chicken pizza, which means it's hot, fresh, and comes to the table just for me. For $4.99 or whatever it is.

 

Cotton candy is disgusting. That is all.

 

Sticky helmet of goo, huh?

That's probably also the result if you fucked the Chocolate Wonderfall and used the cotton candy for post-coital clean-up.

Wow. Sorry to break the third wall and get self-aware in the middle of a post, but even I didn't think I go beyond that scatological pale, but like Chuck Yeager breaking the sound barrier, I pushed the envelope, even though it's unbelievably gross.

The cotton candy, I mean, because it's disgusting. Forget the taste, the texture of cotton candy gives me the willies.

 

There's probably some meats that could be livened up by wrapping them in cotton candy

 

COTTON CANDY IS HEAVEN.

One year, Trey Beamon sent me a case of cotton candy. A year and a half ago, my then-boyfriend bought me a cotton candy maker. You don't even have to have sugar! You can make it out of hard candies! Side note: Peppermint cotton candy is not as good as it might sound, at least when made with Starlight mints.

 

It tastes like sugary steel wool.

 

It's like eating sugar coated spider webs. Putting it in a buffet at Golden Corral, that's just taking it to the next level. I saw the commercial this morning and nearly did a spit take.

 

then you are getting shitty cotton candy. It MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE HAPPINESS AND PLEASURE.

 

I keep trying to use that line with my wife. Sadly, she rarely buys it.