Chris Kluwe Explains Gay Marriage

Um, not sure if you're just being funny at this point, but I'm pretty sure Burns is black.

 

So the consensus is that except for all the parts that were ignorant and juvenile, it was fantastic. Am I getting that right?

 

I think the consensus is we've had enough of white Republican Southerners running the country.

 

The language is fairly juvenile, yes, to be sure, but it poses the question that those against gay marriage can never satisfactorily answer.

 

Can you provide me with five columns on Vikings punters so I can break down this issue further?

 

Mitch Berger is Canadian, so his opinions don't matter.

 

Get out of here! You're telling me an African-American, Democrat, elected official is this homophobic?

That can't be.

Why would he possibly think this way?

 

You know, punters only play when the offense quits.

 

Ah - now the deadpan becomes crystal clear. I thought that's what you were going for, but sometimes I'm dense.

 

The responses to YF are pure gold.

And Kluwe's response shouldn't surprise anyone, as punters are just gay quarterbacks.

 

I think the funniest line of the letter is the postscript, when Kluwe suggests he's an "NFL player."