Christmas 2021 - Omicron version

First line of a book.

 

No Valentine’s Day stuff?

 

Close seconds are Vinegar Pie and Grape Pie, both are as localized as Chess, just different parts of the south.

Making my own. Also doing frozen custard for next week.

Is that different from Caramel Pie?

 

Another underplayed Christmas song.

 

If you want to see high comedy, check out the checkout at Bama Fever/Tiger Pride on Christmas Eve. Men holding Auburn shirts like they were a soiled diaper and begging for forgiveness unprompted. “I hate to even get this .. But my son went to Auburn and he’s raising his kids to be Auburn … Hide that in the bottom of the bag.” They look like Baptist preachers busted at the package store.

 

Merry Christmas to everyone on this site- may you all be knuckles-deep in your favorite pies this weekend.

 

Daughter-in-law is making a key lime pie as this is being typed.

 

For anyone feeling down this Holiday season - Fox News wrote a pick-me-up.

Christmas without Rush Limbaugh

 

I know it’s a fake. Still don’t care.

 

We had a pipe burst in the house crawlspace today. Thank God it was in the crawlspace only, but fuck all, an emergency plumbing call on Christmas Eve.

I'll be drinking tonight...if I can still afford it.

 

My dad and brother were just saying how much they miss Rush. They then go into a discussion of other conservative talk show hosts. I’m just like it’s Christmas Eve, really?