Claire Danes: Kitten Killer?

She's certainly bending over and showing the, um...cleavage to Jon Stewart tonight.

I...so...still...would...

 

Thanks for the heads-up. I've not set my TiVo to record the midnight repeat.

 

I've been a sucker for the average girl and Danes made my list on "My So Called Life." She was hittable then, and she hittable now. I like flat boards.

 

I'm smitten with her in the Gap commerical. Looks like she's really having fun, and who doesn't want a girl who can have fun? Fuck, man, life's too short not to.

 

Damn did Blossom fall off the face of the earth. Last we checked, she has a Masters (or PhD) and is studying conservative Judiasm.

 

That's her on the Gap khakis commercial? Shit, I thought she was taller.

 

My god! Like it matters! Hot is hot.

 

I'm always on the lookout for new and catchy slang but I haven't heard "kitten killer" before. As the autistic kid at the spelling bee said, "can I get a definition?"

 

Yeah. it's her and Patrick Wilson, a pair with talent inverse in proportion to their stardom. Wilson and Danes should be much bigger than they are.

 

I don't get it.

 

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten. Hot chicks often inspire masturbation, herego kittens are killed. The hot chick is therefore a kitten killer, even if it is inadvertent on her part. There's a photo of said kittens that is often posted, but I am far too lazy to look for it or look it up.

 

Amazing what some cold air and a little sunshine to the hair and complexion will do.