Clarion-Ledger Miss. State beat

Available for pimping!

Trying to get the edge for that next job! Let me pimp for you on SportsJournalists.com! Price list below. PM me to arrange.

$25 per mention - (Your name) is a great young writer and would be a great candidate.

**$150 Gold package - Five single mentions, plus 2 pseudo-names discussing in detail you fine qualities with the written word and your effervescent personality.



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Now that's entertainment.

 

Mississippi State pays their basketball players

 

Paul beaudry's the man. He'd fit in great in Starkvegas.

 

Hey Moddy, let's use that idea for our next fund-raising drive!!

 

I can't stop laughing about this. What a great post on a jobs thread.

 

well, I figured someone would want to know something about pay

 

It's true, though.

 

Re: Available for pimping!

How much does it cost to be called "an effin stud?"

 

Re: Available for pimping!

If you have to ask how much the "effin stud" designation costs, you can't afford it. I only pimp one prospect per job. My past clients include great young talent in all regions of the country, some real studs.

 

Definitely right. Seriously, PofO, who asked you? Mizzougrad is in charge of anointing the effin studs on this board.

 

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