Clemens coverage

So you'd be working next door to Fred Phelps? No thanks.

 

Wow. That's awesome. No, working next to Fred Phelps is like working next to Dallas. Hell.

 

I work next to Dallas and Fred Phelps is my agate clerk.




;D

 

I have him on a team.. do I drop him or wait until he signs this year midway through the season like last year?

 

Am I the only one who became confused by this thread an thought he pitched tonight? Fuck, I should have looked at the dates on the thread, but I didn't.

Spup, if you were in my league, I'd tell you to drop him so I could pick him up. Don't drop him if you are allowed to have a bench, he could be the best mid-season acquisition you get.

 

Wow, I didn't even get it until you said something. I'm an idiot. Guess I can close my google news search window now.

 

No, you're not. I was wondering the same thing when I saw your post.

 

I assume all threads are about pup needing fantasy baseball advice until I know for sure otherwise.

 

Argh Zeke. I suppose it's just because I trash talked too much and the fantasy god's are spiting me. Where's Jesus anyway? Maybe he can help me.

 

I've seen your team. Not even Jesus can help you.

 

I have a good team, dammit. I just want to know why I lost like 14 points the first damn day!

 

In my AL-only league I selected Clemens with the first pick of the reserve draft. He was ineligible to be selected in the regular draft because he's not on an AL roster.

I hate that fucking guy with every fiber of my being. but I figure he'll sign with the Yankees and will be the best mid-season acquistion I could find. Plus, my starting pitching is absolutely horrid. If I fall apart on offense and Clemens plays in the AL, I can fleece some contendah at the deadline.