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Climate Change? Nahhh ...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Riptide, Oct 23, 2015.

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  1. Driftwood

    Driftwood Well-Known Member

    With a heavy heart, but you might not be wrong.
     
    Driftwood, Jul 20, 2022
    #1645
  2. Driftwood

    Driftwood Well-Known Member

    Not sure, but if we do, I'm certain it's the 6th Tuesday following a full moon on the vernal equinox if it rained on the 30th of the February in a year where Pluto was aligned with Uranus.
     
    Driftwood, Jul 20, 2022
    #1646
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  3. tea and ease

    tea and ease Well-Known Member

    So next Wednesday?
     
    tea and ease, Jul 20, 2022
    #1647
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  4. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    I would think the slightly more urban county to your northeast would hold such an event periodically. If not there, then surely Knoxville. Or you could just take it to the local dump on Thanksgiving.
     
    dixiehack, Jul 20, 2022
    #1648
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  5. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member



    Maybe you could write a classic song from jail afterward.
     
    Neutral Corner, Jul 20, 2022
    #1649
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  6. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Stir it up and try to get a color. Tint if needed.

    Post "Free Paint" on craigslist.
     
    Machine Head, Jul 20, 2022
    #1650
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  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Or just slap a label on it saying "Free Moonshine" and leave it on the side of the road. Somebody will take it.
     
    Batman, Jul 20, 2022
    #1651
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  8. Driftwood

    Driftwood Well-Known Member

    Nobody would touch it. If I put "$20 mystery barrel" then someone would come along and steal it!
     
    Driftwood, Jul 21, 2022
    #1652
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  9. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Like a Woot-Off.

    Bag o' Crap!

    Fuck, I've bought those.
     
    Machine Head, Jul 21, 2022
    #1653
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  10. maumann

    maumann Well-Known Member

    Put it behind the kitchen door at one of the Calabash seafood restaurants. They'd probably think it was for cooking oil.
     
    maumann, Jul 21, 2022
    #1654
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  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

     
    Batman, Jul 21, 2022
    #1655
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  12. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

     
    Neutral Corner, Jul 24, 2022
    #1656
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