CNN's Rick Sanchez

Is that reward $5,000, 5,000 pesos, or $5,000 worth of pesos? Because if it's 5,000 pesos, that won't buy you a bottle of agua at Starbuques ...

 

I never knew I had the capability to sniff out true jackassery just from appearances, but I've never liked Sanchez and didn't know about his hit-and-run antics.

 

CNN's gotta do something about its anchors. I applauded dumping Miles O'Brien from American Morning, because he is just a Massive Tool. I'm not digging the new AM team and Tony Harris, who comes on at 9:00 a.m. sounds like 1970s AM radio DJ. Whoever said that Rick Sanchez is close to Ron Burgundy wasn't far off.

 

Does he like to show off his guns?

 

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Rick Sanchez: Yeah, I ran over a guy with my car.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Rick killed a guy. Do you drive a Volvo?
Rick Sanchez: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with my Volvo.
Ron Burgundy: Rick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.