College basketball thread...

Does Kelvin Sampson coach the Hoosiers?

I thought his teams played defense. These Hoosiers don't.

 

Two fouls by a team's leading scorer?
Against Duke?
Unheard-of.
Absurd.

 

That poor kid from Purdue got just pwned by the stanchion. I'd laugh more, but he looks really concussed.

 

I'd like to welcome the Big Ten to its yearly asskicking, courtesty the ACC. We're bound to stumble on the sport these guys are really good at sooner or later, right?

 

It's really the hammer-and-nail challenge.

 

Perhaps the Big Ten might want to back down to a Challenge more its speed, such as the Big Ten-MAC Challenge.

 

It looks like Clemson-Purdue is going down to the wire.

 

Thanks for the head's-up. Gotta go cheer against those sheepfuckers.

 

Clemson escapes and it's 5-1 ACC.

 

Wonderful work, Purdue. I was particularly impressed by the "run down the floor and fall down" play you ran with 10 seconds to play, down three.

Can we go ahead and call the election now, or do we have to wait for the rest of the precincts?

 

And nice thinking after rebounding the missed 3. Don't pass it back to take another 3, just take another two so you only lose by one!

 

Not just any 2... but a bad-throw-it-up-there-haphazard-I'm-on-ritalin-kinda-throw.

Nah, the MAC would be too talented for the Big Ten... how about, Big Ten-Big South Challenge? I mean, Cliff Ellis can still coach, folks.