College Football 2016 Week 1 running thread

Corny

 

But not like martinis. One not enough, two perfect, three too many. Much like
breasts

 

Dorothy Parker agrees though her fourth leads to a host with the most.

 

Imagine what would have happened if Colt McCoy hadn't gotten hurt.

 

IIRC, you got her a ticket to last year's Red River Shootout too. Someone from Austin will soon be assigned to fetch your pipe and slippers if they keep playing like this.

 

Yep. Paid way more for this one, though ...

 

What a terrible opening weekend for ranked road favorites.

I would imagine LV did all right with LSU, USC and, it appears, ND all going down.

 

I'm going to go ahead and call this one. Les Miles will not make it through the season. They could easily lose five games. At Auburn, Florida and aTm, Bama and Ole Miss back-to-back, then at Arkansas.

 

Maybe not but that's not exactly a Rushmore of game management Einsteins.

 

True, but Auburn's defense looked pretty good last night, and Brandon Harris couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle. Unless they figure something out at quarterback, people are just going to load the box and make Fournette beat them by himself. Florida? Meh, maybe I was wrong there. Bama, Ole Miss, at Arkanpig and aTM, could all easily be losses.

 

Also if I'm Fournette, why would I go kills myself for Les Miles? He proved his value for the NFL last year.

I remain floored by how poorly LSU played although, to be fair, Lambeau was a zoo. My entire FB feed was all college friends with pics showing their seats. Loud as hell.

 

This shit lit.