College Football 2016 Week 1 running thread

As long as someone picks out clothes for him. ND's coaches polos looked like factory seconds from a K-Mart

 

Under Armour!

 

Notre Dame plays 6 true 'home games', 3 true away games and 3 neutral site games. At Jacksonville Fla v Navy. At San Antonio v Army. At Met Life v Syracuse.
The don't play an easy schedule but not a particularly tough one.

 

"I was sitting 50 yards from the USC band and couldn't hear it.'

Every other fan base in the Pac-12 would say that's a good thing. You didn't have to hear "Tribute to Troy" played over and over and over and over throughout the game. Of course, the way USC played, you wouldn't have heard it very much anyway.

 

Nice lead in by ESPN to show Jimbo Fisher's pre game speech to team,
"play like grown ass men" "keep choppin"
Loved that he leads everyone in the Our Father before they head out.
I bet the ACLU loved it.

 

Oh Jesus, he was in tears

 

Neither coach sounded like anyone I'd want to lead any team of mine ever.

 

FSU is going to be sorely tempted to abandon the run game, and that would be a mistake. When Ole Miss gets rolling, they seem unstoppable, but they run hot and cold.

 

In which Snoop Dogg gets processed.

Watch Snoop Dogg’s ridiculous (NSFW) trash talking to Alabama before the USC blowout

 

Sam Ponder has a nice arm

 

And in heels

 

Man, FSU's managed to punch itself in the dick in every way possible so far...