College Football 2016 Week 9 running thread

I know. It was too good a chance to pass up a laugh line.

 

I'm not a fan of Black Zook either, but he seems humbled by some of his recent struggles. I don't hear much about "dominating the state" and telling Rutgers and Maryland to shut their programs down like I did. His FPPG average (Fist Pump Per Game) is way down, compared to the Arsenio Hall Show-like levels it was at.

 

This is Peak Memphis.

Shots fired into Memphis player's car hours after alleged altercation with teammate

 

Man, that OSU network executive director was so full of shit, his eyes probably changed color to brown overnight.
And I loved the comment on there from the one fanboy saying those who were complaining weren't taking into account Meyer's previous health issues.

 

"You only take calls from us when you win."

 

Pitt gets a fat guy touchdown, then ties it on a pretty shovel pass for 2. 29-29, nearly the whole fourth quarter to go.

 

Problem is they can't stop Virginia Tech's pass. Just once - just once before I die - I want to see a Pitt team with an actual secondary. And no, Darrelle Revis surrounded by mediocrity doesn't count.

 

That feels like a dozen over-the-shoulder catches by Hokie wideouts.

 

This even though Pitt has gotten away with blatant pass interference on multiple occasions tonight.

 

Narduzzi is the quintessential football coach, a Whiney bitch trying to portray himself as a tough guy

 

If VT keeps winning could Jerod Evans start to get a little Heisman hype?

 

Is No. 5 for Pitt wearing shorts?