College Football 2017 Week 3 thread

They're fixing to pour a bunch more into a buyout. Sumlin is dead in the water.

 

Aggies run a fake field goal on 4th and 1 inside the 10 and it blows up. Still tied 14-14 with the Ragin Cajuns.

 

If the Aggies lose to Louisiana at home, Sumlin might want to Uber it out of town after the game. He can buy new stuff wherever he ends up in D3.

 

#90 for Louisiana had the worst case of plumber's crack I have ever seen on the field. Get some pants that fit, big fella.

 

I don't know if there's enough beer in Birmingham to choke that menu down.

 

21-14 Cajuns at halftime. Outgaining A&M by 100 yards.

 

Some early observations.
Mason Rudolph threw for 423 and 5 in the first half.
Memphis unis looked like a smurf fucked a skunk and that is the result.
Sumlin just texted his wife at halftime and said to get out of town. This is gonna get messy. He doesn't survive the weekend if he loses this.

 

Mike Riley needs the U-Haul when Sumlin's done with it.

 

Air Force, a 23-point dog, hanging around at the Big House.

Also, the Kansas Jayhawks should just fold the football program. What a terrible, terrible football team.

 

I thought the Memphis UCLA first half was damn entertaining.

 

UCLA fielded a kickoff and then threw for a touchdown in the time it took to review a catch in College Station.

 

Second half starting same way.
Now 34-31.