College football bowl thread: Days of Signs and Roses

They are fun, but I’m loathe to take a chance on fun next week. I want Michigan stopped by any means necessary.

 

Absolutely.

 

Mike Locksley, who once slugged an assistant coach in his office, is the honorary coach of your Allstate Good Works Team.

 

If UW plays Michigan, I think UW wins in a rout.
If Texas plays Michigan, I won’t give two squirts who wins.
Harbaugh is a cheating slime ball who will be with the Raiders next year, and I don’t like UT.

 

Food poisoning works.

The salmon

 

Those Penix Jr. seeds are sweet.

 

I thought that woman on Bourbon was gonna flash her tits on live TV.

The folks on the street were waving to the strippers swinging in the second-floor windows.

 

So the Vols have Penix envy?

 

The Electoral College of measurement.

 

And sexually harassed or berated a secretary, if I remember correctly.
One of the many graduates of the Saban School of Reputation Management and Image Rehabilitation.

 

Boo, I say, sir.

Boo

 

Pulled out way too soon.