College football bowl thread: Pop-Tarts Muzik

Wondering if perpetual power job candidate Jamey Chadwell is gonna be stuck at Trump University of Lynchburg.

 

Hope not. I enjoyed this year's games, seemed like a lot of offense, maybe because good defensive players went in the portal or opted out.

And all the games featured kids who wanted to be there, and appeared to play hard.

 

I’m fine with Hellman’s or Duke’s. As long as it isn’t Kraft.

 

guilty

 

It was Belk Lindsey down here. We just called it Belk’s.

 

They sell Duke's in my supermarket and it's cheaper than Hellman's.

And the talking point of the day from reading old literature was that Hank Aaron's homer record was tainted because he played at the lofty 1,057 feet.

 

The only two things I remember that it mattered which side of the Rockies you were on were Best Foods Mayo and Art Bell.

 

Miracle Whip isn’t real mayonnaise
I’ve had both Hellman’s and Duke’s.
Hellman’s please.

 

Speaking of elevation intimidation, I’m OK with the Nuggets plastering it on their court, and can accept the Broncos using in on the front of their helmets at home. But road games? Dumb.

 

I've heard that high-elevation teams playing at near sea level don't get the benefit you'd think.

 

It’s about $1.50 cheaper in our parts.

 

See also: Schilling vs. McCormick seasonings.