College football bowl thread: Pop-Tarts Muzik

The Beaver Stadium press box goes down, down, down.

 

A glorified deer stand in Pennsylvania goes down. Film at 11.

 

Guaranteed 2/3 of that crowd wishes the press were still inside.

 

Can't "like" that but 2/3 of that part of the state agrees.

 

90% of every state would cheer the collapse of a packed press box. Because we all hate their team and display bias in favor of the opponent.

 

In my corner of the world, it was Belk Tyler, Hudson Belk and Belk Leggett. Names attached to the brand for stores similar to auto dealerships.

Miracle Whip is not real mayo ... just a low-cal substitute.

Prefer Duke's, but will not turn my nose up to Hellmann's. Both are more than acceptable.

 

Duke’s is superior, with Blue Plate a close second.

Hellmans and Miracle Whip are Satan’s jizz in a jar.

 

Well, some pretty damn good writers had to spend quite a few years in it after its usefulness had passed. I hope it improves upon your deer-stand rating on the rebuild.

 

I'm a big fan of Miracle Whip. My grandmother used it. I thought they were rich when I was a kid, so I associated it with the upper middle class, I guess.

 

I think the loss to Kennesaw bought him another year in Lynchburg. He is compensated quite handsomely at LU, so I think it'll take a good P4 job to lure him away, not just the first thing that pops up. Liberty, for all its faults, is probably as good of a G5 situation that there is in the country, between facilities, compensation, etc.

 

And we cost their kids scholarships!

 

Penn State football and mayonnaise. I’ve never felt whiter.