College football recruiting stories ... you never let me down!

Weird. Are coaches that afraid of speaking out of turn? Or could any little thing be considered an NCAA violation?
I had a player tell me once about the junior college coach who recruited him. They were supposed to do a home visit, but the player had to work late at Kroger. So the coach went there instead, and talked to the kid while they wrangled carts together in the parking lot (in the rain, no less). The player ended up signing with them, and the coach is now the recruiting coordinator at a DI program.

 

Awww, Jesus Joe!