College football toughest's schedules -- Is Bruce Feldman joking?

Iowa State's schedule is brutal.
ISU is one of just two schools in the country that will face nine 2005 bowl teams this year and the Clones make road trips to Oklahoma, Iowa and defending national champion Texas.

 

Go Moo U!

 

Vandy? Bitches.
Central Michigan? Uber-bitches.
Notre Dame? Sanctimonious bitches.



But don't underestimate Ball State, Brent. They have more returning players than any team in the MAC. And don't sleep on the fact that they'll have already played a Big Ten team -- Indiana -- in Muncie on Sept. 9. I smell an upset in the Big House.

 

Sense when did Indiana University have a football team?

(And don't go throwing Anthony Thompson and Antwaan Randal-El in my face, either, Bubs.)

 

Not until December, chief.

 

This cracked me up:

Apparently "I just pulled this out of my ass" was lost in editing.