College football Week 0 thread: Son of a son of a sailor

Looks like Pizza Hut is missing a few tablecloths.

 

Why they Pac-12 died, in one tweet:

 

Much like the Pac-12, DirecTV won’t be around much longer, either.

 

Then again, maybe the new college football won’t be so bad afterall.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/c...ss-the-torch-on-iconic-college-gameday-intro/

 

Oh God, it’s gonna be Aldean, Wallen and the Rich Men North of Richmond guy with special guest Santana, isn’t it?

 

“I’m coooooooooming to your citaaaaaaaaaaaay”

 

“Put a little zing in your zingzang”

 

“Come along, come along, come along…”

 

I'm staying with the Navy-Notre Dame game for a while. And the primary reason is that I'm pretty sure at least one of the teams isn't living through the transfer portal and cash.

I mean, there's no D-II or D-III football yet this weekend.

 

Navy’s coach’s beard is aspirational.

 

That’s the uniform equivalent of a strobe light at a junior high dance.

 

Man, if I had a nickel for every 'Bama fan I've seen in some form of houndstooth...