College football Week 1 thread: Chasin’ That Neon Deion Rainbow

“You want to go get a drink?”

“No, I’m counting Nick Saban’s smiles from 2018.”

 

You have to have a really shitty, boring life to watch six years worth of press conferences.

Damn.

 

Or you could just completely make up your numbers. Who is going to volunteer to check behind you?

 

Why? Carolina's sure to win, right?

 

But … CONTENT!!! Think of the clicks!

 

NBC paying millions to ND so it can televise the big game with ... Tennessee State? Are the Tigerbelles gonna perform at halftime?

And 62 years after the question was asked, people will watch Saturday and continue to wonder, "Why does Rice play Texas?"

 

For informational purposes only.

 

His knee got destroyed in the Rose Bowl, less than nine months ago, and he was already playing hurt. No way can he be a legit 100% healthy at any point this season.

 

Arik Gilbert has some issues.
He was a five-star tight end recruit in 2020 and signed with LSU. Left there after one decent season to transfer to Florida, but decided to go to Georgia instead. Played sparingly in two seasons there, and then decided to try his luck at Nebraska.
His luck ran out when he broke into a vape shop the other night and was arrested.


Huskers' Gilbert arrested on burglary charge

 

This year's Lawrence Phillips Award winner for the Cornhuskers.

 

The statue is of a guy dragging a woman down the stairs.

 

LSU celebrated dodging said bullet by taking Denver Harris off of A&M’s discard pile, another 5 star dipshit. Talent is the irresistible siren song I guess.