College football week 14 thread: ATLiens

And the winner of one of the bowls gets this:

 

Buffaloes roam: O'Neil latest QB to decommit

 

I remember being about 8 years old when our family started buying season tix to State U., and there was a game when they were down 3 to their fiercest in-state rival and in the Red Zone in the final seconds and they went for the TD and win instead of the FG and tie. They didn't make it.

In the parking lot after the game, someone rationalized how they wouldn't have wanted to tie, because a tie is like kissing your sister. A drunk co-ed walking by stopped and said, "I'd rather kiss my sister than kiss (rival's) fucking balls!"

That's when I knew I wanted to be a college student for the rest of my life.

 

Would actually be worth it if it were Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon. Strawberry is so fucking basic.

 

They're doing a Pop Tarts Bowl but can't bring back the Bluebonnet Bowl or California Raisins Bowl?

 

Yes I’d like to report a murder.

 

The Bacardi Bowl?

 

The 0-0 tie between Oregon State and Oregon in 1983 - the final 0-0 tie in FBS history - is one of the most-celebrated games in the 100+-year history of the Civil War. It even has its own name - The Toilet Bowl.

 

Alabama should counter with its own sale next week — on the fourth, it's 31 percent off.

 

Going great

 

My daughter would say “that’s so mid, dad.