College Football Week 2 Thread: Big Moo Saturday

That didn't look like a healthy weight for him

 

Three things I know about Georgia Southern:
1) They used to run the triple option
2) They were the inspiration for Nick Saban's "They ran through us like shit through a tin horn" quote.
3) Maybe their best player was RB Adrian Peterson, who went on to cause anger at fantasy football drafts whenever someone accidentally took him instead of the good Adrian Peterson.

 

That’s like my doctor telling me that I’m at my ideal height/weight ratio if I were 15 feet tall.

 

Does Nebraska beating GaSou by the skin of its teeth save Scott Frost?

 

I really hope that’s white face paint…..

 

Yes, but losing to OU by 80 next week should be the nail.

 

The Big Ten West figures to be a three-way race between Minnesota, Purdue and Illinois. You can buy B1G championship tickets with the sticky ashtray pennies the CoinStar machine at the HyVee won’t take.

 

Getting beaten up by the cops is much safer than recording the coach’s practices.

 

So much for that plan. They're going to Boone next week.

 

Nah. Wisconsin will still win the west. And lose by 28 to Ohio State.

 

Miss St Zona May take 7 hours to play.

 

The guy earned himself an additional charge by resisting arrest. Looked like the cops were cautious and perhaps sympathetic, operating under the assumption that the guy was mentally disturbed beyond being intoxicated. Then he pushed back.