College football week 7 thread: Ducks Amuck

Should have been done a couple years ago.

 

My friend at Bryant-Denny today reports there are two or three times the beer carts on the concourse compared to the UGA game. So we certainly seem to be taking this reversal of fortune well.

 

My UAB friends and I have about bought out the liquor stores in anticipation of the Army game.

 

A bunch of loaded-up, potentially depressed rednecks on a 90-degree day. What could possibly go wrong?

 

Apparently the picks segment on SEC Network consists of a toddler named Reese opining while her baby brother Jack occasionally photo bombs her.

Reese on Texas-OU: “I never picked this game before but I heard weird things happen in it."

I’m in.

 

It sounds like there are about 30,000 in Tuscaloosa right now.

 

For all of the completely asinine insurance commercials, the Josh Dobbs Progressive spot got a chuckle.

 

That is fascinating. Different start time might explain part of it. I do know they know where to place the mobile points of sale and when and where to move them if necessary.

 

This defense is too dumb to live.

 

You must be watching UAB - Army. 28 point (!) line, and Army has 20 at the end of the 1st Q. Army has yet to throw a pass.

Oh, and Army has yet to attempt a third down.

 

No, I’m watching Bama give a second straight JP-worthy effort, this time in the actual Jefferson Pilot time slot of yore.

 

Are you saying the HS coach from the Jesus Academy of East Trumpville is struggling?